lizardsinister:

lizardsinister:

never gonna be fully happy in life knowing i’ll never be able to stretch like a cat

being able to do this would fix my back permanently

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noisavalidmood:

cleverest-lesbian:

cleverest-lesbian:

anyone else like knives but like. not in an edgy way. like i’m not trying to b threatening or anything i just like the unique designs of them and the cool smithing work that’s gone into them. idk.

I understand your point and I support that but why in the name of all that’s holy would you edit a realistic hand onto Marge Simpson

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apas-95:

apas-95:

something deeply funny to me about the game coding gender as a boolean check for whether you’re female

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wretchedly:

brunhiddensmusings:

mysharona1987:

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regicide1997:

link-lonk:

cyriakharris:

disgruntledmenshevikjohnmulaney:

transkelsier:

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

by talos this can’t be happening

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

Here’s the post they’re referring to for context

Oh. Skyrim husband.

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todaysbird:

that fun sound…

Poster forgot to add :-) at the end